Paris Hilton has traded in her dog Tinkerbell for a younger, perkier model. Just like Paris Latsis will do in ten years when she-Parisís skin begins to sag and wrinkle and her bark becomes a little less enthusiastic.
Tinkerbell has been pawned off on Hiltonís mother, Kathy, and replaced with a new dog named Bambi. Explaining why Paris no longer loves her once adored pup, a friend said, "She only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big.î That statement could explain a lot of things about Parisís love life (Could she have dumped Nick Carter because of penile implants? Did we say that? No, we only implied it. Thereís a difference, lawyer guy.) but it only confuses us more when we think about the ongoing Paris/Nicole Richie feud. When Paris and Nicole were friends, Nicole looked like a normal human who ate a cheeseburger every once in a while. Now she looks like the fake girlfriend our brother tried to make out of empty pixie stick tubes and used chewing gum.
See Paris's Bambis at MrSkin.com.
Paris's Tinkerbell Goes to Neverland
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