When you think of Paris Hilton you project an image of a demure young lady in pearls and a twin set, with immaculate posture and her ankles daintily crossed. She is a woman of unbreakable moral values whose family has too much money for her to compromise her virtue for a couple of bucks. Wait, that's not how you think of her? We guess she's alone on this one then.
Admit it: You've seen so much of Paris Hilton's reproductive organs that you feel like her gynecologist. Plus, her boobs (not to mention her mom's) are fricking everywhere, even if she has hired some big scary dude to keep them from falling out of her teeny-tiny dresses. But Paris still wants you to think of her as a lady, so she's not going to give you an arty, air-brushed, Frederick's of Hollywood-clad Playboy pictorial. She only does spontaneous and candid nudity. She keeps it real, yo. Paris said,
"They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it."
But why, you ask?
"Because I'm Paris Hilton."
Because she's Paris Hilton. Which we think means she'd rather get some quick cash by self-releasing a follow-up to 1 Night in Paris called 2 Dildos in Paris.
You don't need Playboy to see Paris naked when you've got MrSkin.com.
