Don't expect Paris Hilton to enter jail (on Monday!) without a fight. A fight of triple-hottt glam-o-rama glittery sexy beautifulitude, LOLLLL! The NY Daily News quotes an "insider" as saying:
"The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she's going to do the same out of going to prison. It's not just about marketing, it's about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater … Paris doesn't do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand that to her sister [Nicky] as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."
Hey, thanks for that wrap-up, Bobby Trendy. We wonder if they'll be rolling the red carpet in front of the jail, or just leading from her car? There's nothing inmates like better than seeing new meat stepping out of a stretch hummer with a basket full of kittens and decorative Swarovski crystal tears glued to her cheeks. Like a clown. A beautiful, tragic clown about to hammer out license plates next to ladies named "Li'l Mama" and "Hacksaw".
Paris is free! Free from her clothing. At MrSkin.com.
