Sometimes, these bits just write themselves. Take, for instance, the case of one Miss Paris Hilton. Back on the New York City party scene like self-tanner on Nicole Richie, she was spotted snogging her ex-brother-in-law, Todd Meister, and allegedly toting around some wacky tobaccy.
A partygoer claims she saw a large Ziploc bag filled with what appeared to be "herbs" in Paris's purse. In a possibly related event, Paris and Todd (ex-hubby of her sister, Nicky) were seen demonstrating some very non-familial love in the form of a lip-lock at nightclub Bungalow 8, the very setting of a charming exchange between Hilton and a female fan, presented here for your enjoyment:
Female fan: (fawning) "You're sooo pretty!"
Paris: (coldly) "I know."
You do? Then please, dear girl, explain it to me, because I just don't see it.
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