Maybe She'll Get Sucked Into a Black Hole

Paris Hilton has always been known as a bit of a space case, but apparently, she's planning on making that moniker literal. Like Lance Bass before her, Paris wants to make a journey to the final frontier. On Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic airlines! Hopefully, the gift baggy will include the delightful eye mask and notebook paper as the OG Virgin Atlantic. According to the New Zealand Herald:

Paris Hilton, who has paid a reported US$200,000 for a seat on an intergalactic flight, is scared of going into space in case she doesn't return for 10,000 years.

The socialite is one of many celebrities – believed to include singer Moby, Star Trek star William Shatner and Alien actress Sigourney Weaver – hoping to board Richard Branson's first-ever commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic, but admits she is worried about going into orbit.

She said: "I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"

Now, Paris, these fears are completely unfounded and silly. What's that, Paris? Oh, that rocket behind me? that's nothing. The decals on the side that say "Paris Hilton Express"? Don't you worry your pretty little head. The blueprints lying next to it depicting a wonk-eyed stick figure tied to it with rope, the rocket shooting into space with arrows pointing to you saying "LOL" and the words "One Way to Mars or BUST" on the top? It's nothing, my pet.

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