You know, we really thought we could trust Paris Hilton. We thought that she was just a poor misunderstood girl who just happened to get taken advantage of a lot. We even forgave her for the whole Sidekick thing and gave her our new phone number. But now, after all this trust we invested in her, she turns out to be a liar? You have ruined our faith in celebrity, Paris Hilton, and you will pay!
It seems that the members of the viewing audience were not the only people left unimpressed by the heiress Paris's recent appearance on Saturday Night Live. A show insider told TV Guide, "Paris was one of the most self-absorbed hosts ever. She was an energy vacuum on stage, and her performance was minimally acceptable." We think "minimally acceptable" may be a bit too kind, considering her monologue had to be delivered by a dog and the number of times she said "that's hot" far exceeded the number of times we laughed. Obviously Paris is either completely delusional or just a bold-faced liar. She told the New York Post, "Everyone was like, 'Wow, you could be on the show every week. You're so chill.'" "Everyone", of course, is Paris's new pet name for Tinkerbell.
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