At the end of each long day full of gossipy travails, we're left with a lot of questions. How many teeth are in Faye Dunaway's mouth? Why do people think Natalie Portman can act? How did Eddie Murphy's career survive that whole pre-op transsexual hooker dealie? And the greatest mystery in Hollywood: what happened to Paris Hilton's left eye? After the cut, this cold case just might be solved, at long last.
This morning, we looked deep into the oracle that is Page Six, and were met with this vision:
When Paris Hilton decided to turn her brown eyes blue with tinted contacts, she might have hurt her already suffering eye lids. According to a Beverly Hills source, Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeonís office with sister Nicky earlier this week, seeking to ìfix her drooping left eyelid.î Our insider says Paris had hush- hush surgery six years ago to lift her lids. The muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, ìcausing it to droop more than the rightî – a look that was once parodied on ìSouth Park.î Hilton, who is filming ìThe Hottie and the Nottie,î has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. ìThey have been drying out lately,î dished the tipster. ìShe is ignoring doctorsí orders to not wear her tinted contacts.î Parisí rep Elliot Mintz told Page Six, ìTo the best of my knowledge, Paris has never had any kind of cosmetic surgery and has not mentioned any medical procedures having to do with her eyes.î
That's a charming fairy tale and all, and we wouldn't put it past Paris to get a preventative eye lift at the age of nineteen, to be sure, but Paris's lazy eye isn't solely the result of a droopy lid. We can't think of a single surgery (though we did have our plastic surgery license removed after that last tweak we gave David Gest, so don't listen to us) that would cause one iris to constantly stray to the left. Allow us to take you by the paw and walk you through our Paris Hilton Gallery of Wonkery:
They're the ocular equivalent of Victoria Beckham's nipples.
Wonk off to Paris at MrSkin.com.
