Apparently Paris is so charmed by spending time with the Babies Federspears that she wants to start shitting brats of her own. A terrifying notion, to be sure, but easily remedied. Paris, you’ll recall, is so naÔve that she believed in Santa Claus until she was seventeen, so it’s doubtful that she’s aware of the finer points of childbirth. Just tell her that the baby comes out of her peebug, and she’ll be scared off conception forever.
Given the choice, baring the baby tunnel is a far more palatable alternative to USING the baby tunnel as a baby tunnel when it comes to the young, famous, and vapid. Paris’s on-off-and-now-on-again gentleman caller, Stamos Nachos, better put another coat of cheese and hot peppers on his crispy corn dong, because Paris is out for sperm! Keeping in mind that this is a girl who gave away her tiny dog when it got too big, and who was attacked, twice, by a kinkajou named Baby Luv, read what MSNBC says:
ìItís been my dream to have four babies by 30,î the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks sheís highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: ìI look after animals, so Iíd have a lot to give my kids.î
Huh. Like Pupperoni and a heartworm pill?
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