Rich people are fucking crazy. And we poor Wal-Mart-shopping, Fear Factor-watching schlubs let them get away with it in the hopes that they will drop a stray, unneeded diamond in our path or maybe buy us a drink or something. But when rich people are crazy in front of other rich people, Paris Hilton will get her ass sued.
So Paris Hiltonís fiancÈ, Paris Latsis, used to date Zeta Graff, ex-wife of diamond mogul Francois Graff. Got that? Well, apparently Zeta doesnít like her name showing up on Page Six. Parisís people told the gossip sheet that Zeta went nuts at a London club and attacked Paris, trying to wrench from her neck a four million dollar necklace that Paris had borrowed from Zetaís ex-husbandís company. And this gossip snippet has caused Zeta to file a ten million dollar lawsuit against the ìHilton Camp.î Graff claims that it was actually Hilton who busted out the bitch stick on her, whispering to her, "You're a [bleep]ing [bleep]. I'm going to destroy you." Now, weíre pretty smart people. We know that ì[bleep]ing [bleep]î probably means fucking bitch, but weíve had fun trying to figure out other ways those bleeps might be filled in. Some of our favorites: shitting asshole, feces-flinging monkey, Aldi-shopping welfare-mama. But whatever Zeta is, she better watch her back. Because Nicole Richie . . . no wait, she became more famous and popular after she pissed off Paris. But Rick Salomon. No, no. He made millions of dollars off of their sex tape and now has people like Leonardo DiCaprio showing up at his parties. Well, in that case, good move, Zeta! We canít wait for your mid-season replacement sitcom on UPN.
Paris, Paris, Paris at MrSkin.com.
