Remember in health class that one girl who would raise her hand during the Chlamydia discussion and say without any trace of embarrassment, "My boyfriend told me that I totally can't get pregnant if he wears gloves while we do it. But I don't know if I believe him, because he also told me that if he ate a banana before I gave him a blowjob it would make his jizz taste better, but it was still really gross"? That girl was Britney Spears. Well, it would have been had Britney Spears gone to high school.
We've always thought that when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are dancing on the tables in the VIP section of Hyde, knocking back shots of something that costs $200 an ounce yet tastes remarkably like Apple Pucker, that the conversation consisted of a long stream of durs, uhs, dudes, and that's hots, but FemaleFirst paints a slightly more verbose picture:
Britney Spears was tricked by Paris Hilton into thinking she had jeopardised her chances of ever having an orgasm again.While the two 25-year-olds were partying at Los Angeles club Area the 'Toxic' singer lit the filter end of her cigarette which flared up as she inhaled.
Paris then apparently told her it would damage her ability to climax.
A source revealed to the National Enquirer magazine: "Paris told Britney, 'Oh my God! Don't you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts, and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!'
"Britney was horrified and ran around for about ten minutes asking everyone if they had ever heard that and what she should do about it."
Finally Paris stopped giggling and told Britney it was a joke, saying: "I had you going, didn't I?"
The 'Baby One More Time' singer slapped her friend on the arm and they then had a play fight.
Yes, Paris may have been putting on her best George Clooney face and pulling a prank, but hopefully it hasn't made Britney complacent. We'd hate to see her mistake a Cheeto for a cigarette next time and try to smoke it. We heard that smoking one of those can permanently turn your cooch bright orange.
Britney. At MrSkin.com.
Paris. Also at MrSkin.com. Naked.
