Our life has seemed a bit empty, a bit cold, a bit lacking in gooey deliciousness lately. Why? Benji Madden, that's way. He has taken the place that rightfully belongs to another. Another by the name of Stamos Nachos. And that place is Paris Hilton's well-trod vagina. Luckily Stamos Nachos is not one to climb his beanstalk and bask in his meltyness while quietly crying to himself. He goes after what is his. Which is what we can only assume he is doing in these pics from Mr. Paparazzi. Stamos has finally realized that he cannot lose to an eyelinered faux punk. He is better than that. And he has more money. And more luscious curls. Naturally we have longed for this day. But now that it has (seemingly) arrived, what will we wish for next? For Boy Paris to return to reclaim his former fiancÈe only to get brutally beaten by Nachos? That might be nice. Festive. Chivalrous.
Yes you may see Paris Hilton nude at MrSkin.com. We'll let ya.
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