Wait Till They See What's Printed on the TP

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Of course of Paris Hilton has nude pictures of herself hanging all over her house. And of course she would invite Access Hollywood over and point and giggle and say, "You can see my boobies, teehee." You know you weren't expecting her to be all like, "This is an original, one-of-a-kind sketch given to my great-grandfather by Picasso himself. It's a really excellent example of cubism, though personally I prefer his rose period, my favorite being La famille de saltimbanques." So don't even try to pretend that you expected anything less from her. Says IMDb of the Access Hollywood tour:

Hilton showed off the Marilyn Monroe portraits that hang over her four-poster bed and shocked with candid poster-sized photos of the heiress naked, hugging a toy cat and sitting in a Hummer (vehicle) with her pet Chihuahua Tinkerbell poking out between her legs.

She chuckled, "That's me in a Hummer with Tinkerbell, in the buff."

Paris Hilton in a Hummer with Tinkerbell, in the buff. God. Now that's art.

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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. June 20, 2009 at 1:06 am

And remembering Paris Hilton's sex tape, she gives pretty good, juicy hummers herself.

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Bobby Weird June 22, 2009 at 10:23 am

Are you sure that's a chihuahua poking out from between her legs?

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Kazak08 August 13, 2009 at 8:25 am

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