Paris Hilton is officially out of sick bay and back in the general population at Lynwood Correctional Facility, where she is surely learning such skills as home tattooing and how to fashion lipstick out of menstrual blood. But even more interesting to us is the fact that, during those precious few hours she was out on house arrest, a plastic surgeon was summoned to her home. According to US Weekly:
In the early morning hours of Friday, June 8, Paris Hilton was paid a visit by a man who, while walking out of Hilton's home at 4 a.m., confirmed to an X17 cameraman that he was her doctor.
Usmagazine.com can report that the man was, in fact, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, a renowned cosmetic surgeon, who has been dubbed "the plastic surgeon to the stars."
The doctor was also spotted at the courthouse on June 8, when he interrupted Hilton's hearing in order to submit a document to Judge Michael Sauer. When Hilton's lawyer was asked for an explanation, he told the judge, "[Hoefflin] has treated my client but has no authority to speak on the case."
If we were freshly freed from prison, our plastic surgeon would be pretty low on the list of important persons to whom we'd grant access, especially at 4 in the morning. The only logical explanation is that Paris's wonk-eye is actually a parasitic twin that is constantly trying to ease its way down the side of her cheek to make its escape from glittery bronze tyranny, and the good doctor must constantly inject it with magic antidote to keep it in line. Yup, we've weighed all the possible options to explain the surgeon's presence–family friend? Pshaw! Drug maintenance? Preposterous!–and it's gotta be parasitic eye twin.
Paris is on the loose! At MrSkin.com.
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