Paris Hilton is sick of all you bitches co-opting her style and flashing your gashes all over Hollywood. That shit’s played out, yo. She’s got a new game, and it’s straight retro. She’s making 2007 the year of the nipple. Cause she keeps it old school, dawg.
As 2006, The Year of the Poon, drew to a close, we wondered just what would take its place: the exposed anus? Publishing inter-uterine photos is People? But, alas, 2007 seems to be all about the nipple so far. An unlikely candidate kicked it off just one week ago, and Kate Moss continued the trend (although Kate Moss topless is about as pressworthy as Pete Doherty getting arrested). Now Paris chimes in, and surely she will take all the credit for the reemergence of the nipple (because Kate is British and Ashlee weighs more than 98 pounds, so they don’t count). So here you have it, Paris’s nipple:
Also, you may recall that in December CelebNewsWire visitors wanted nothing more than to see Lindsay, Brit, and Paris pantiless, with no panties, or caught in an upskirt. Twat, twat, twat. It’s all you people wanted. But today the almighty nipple slip has returned to the number three spot in our search phrases. Vive la nipple!
In a related story, Vanessa Minnillo tried her hand at this new trend, but at heart she is just a modest good girl, so all we got were some pokies:
If you’re gonna play with the big girls, Van, you’re gonna have to pony up some areola. That’s just the way the world works.
Get more of Paris’s protrusion at the dashing Egotastic and Vanessa’s pokes at the handsome Hollywood Tuna.
See even more of Paris at MrSkin.com.
Vanessa’s there too, but she’s still not showing you the goods.
