The last time you were depressed, you donned your rattiest pjs, ate a couple pints of Chunky Monkey, and watched Bridget Jones's Diary four times in a row. But when Paris Hilton feels down she won't let it stop her daily life. She heads to the nearest lingerie store, cries over the phone to her girlfriend, and picks up some sex toys. It's dedication like that that turns you from boozed-up table-dancing heiress to boozed-up table-dancing heiress who is also an amateur porn star.
According to I'm Not Obsessed:
The blonde was very upset during her three minute spree. At one point she was crying and talking to a friend on the phone saying ëI donít know what to doí.Paris was wearing her sunglasses and was dressed in a black tracksuit with a pink skull and crossbones on the back. She was going round the shop talking to someone on the phone and crying – she kept wiping her nose with a tissue. She picked up an edible bikini set, vibrating pink tickler and some raunchy Lovehearts.
What could have Paris so distraught? Maybe she had discovered that she was pregnant and was worried about how she would break the news to Stamos Nachos. But knowing Nachos, she knows the best time to tell him anything is when he's dissolving her underwear with his tongue.
See some of Paris's undies (and what's underneath) at MrSkin.com.
