Apparently Paris Hilton and Britney Spears ended the shortest friendship in celebrity BFF history not over a disagreement in the best way to treat a herpes outbreak but over Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. Couldn't they find something more worthwhile to fight over? Like one of Jayden's used Pampers?
We thought that celebs shared their paramours freely and willingly, but Paris Hilton seems to guard her discarded dicks like a stash of Strawberry Quik. A source said:
Paris is very protective over her men and she didnít want Britney getting too close.
Paris may have worried about her two chums hitting it off, but we don't think she had much cause for concern. While Britney and Brandon may have tried to get close through clandestine bathroom sex, we're guessing they didn't have much success. All that polished tile, all that sweat and body grease and leaked breast milk, it was probably more like a hot day on a Slip 'N' Slide than anything seen in a Jenna Jameson video.
See Britney minus Greasy Bear at MrSkin.com.
And of course Paris is there too. Naked.
