Paris Hilton likes to claim that her bubbly personality and proclivity for flashing her poon are due to nothing more than Red Bull and a knowledge that people throw cash at her for the demanding task of simply putting her hand on her hip and jauntily cocking her wonky eye to one side. But her House of Wax co-star Elisha Cuthbert thinks the whiskey might have a little something to do with it.
Less than a year ago Hilton said, "I am not a party person. I hate clubs. People think I drink when I'm out but I just have Red Bull. I'll just dance and have fun. I don't do drugs." This quote was likely slurred under her whiskey-tinged breath as she lay under a table with Cuthbert in Australia while filming House of Wax. Cuthbert said, "We went out once or twice to go head-to-head on the shots. I can drink, I can hold my liquor, but I think she beat me. I like a Jack Daniel's [whisky] which I turned Paris on to. Before she was drinking some turquoise thing. I said, 'Girl, if you're gonna drink, let's do the whisky.'" "Some turquoise thing"? That's it! She gets her power to captivate an entire country while looking like a fetus who had a bad encounter with some forceps and possessing no form of talent whatsoever by drinking the potent and magical blood of peacocks. Which is a step up from the type of cock we're used to her drinking from.
And speaking of Paris Hilton being a totally useless human being, Val Kilmer agrees. He said, "It seems like it's [the notion of celebrity] more extreme than ever now. If you don't look a certain way, or you're not on the front cover all of the time, then you're no one. Paris Hilton is a great example. She's famous for nothing. It's what we are celebrating in my country–the nothingness of her fame." What are you talking about, Val? Did you forget that she's famous for flashing her junk all over the place? That's gotta be worth something.
Paris. Nude, nude, nude at MrSkin.com.
Elisha. Not so nude but still sexy at MrSkin.com.
