Paris Hilton’s 26th birthday involved two dates, a shout out from Ludacris, a monkey, a “band of midgets,” and a “pack of goats.” She’s making your masturbation-and-molestation themed b-day bash look a little lame. You looked hot in that trench coat though.
Hilton held her party at Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas, but the bash turned out to be more of a bust. “There were no names there except for [sister] Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie,” said our source. But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
Usually we are grateful for the thorough job done by the paparazzi. We get to see the baby chutes of today’s most popular celebrities, we get to see Britney Spears shaving her head, but it’s times like these that we realize that people like Paris Hilton just have too much privacy. If we are not allowed to witness a scene involving Paris Hilton, a monkey, some midgets, and some goats, there is no point in going on. And if Paris has any entrepreneurial spirit, she will recognize this scenario as her ticket to true movie stardom. If The Paris Hilton Monkey, Midget, Goat Birthday Extravaganza were playing at our local Loews we’d camp out in the theater until the end of its run.
Celebitchy has all the Paris birthday snaps you could want. Well, unless you want monkeys, midgets, and goats. Then you’re out of luck.
And you always want Paris naked at MrSkin.com.
