That wacky Paris Hilton. Will we ever tire of her antics? Methinks not. That is, as long as said antics involve nudity. Because, really, what is Paris without nudity? Just another spoiled rich girl with a florescent orange Magic Tan and not much going on upstairs. And that hasn't really done much for her sister, now has it?
The creepy relationship between Paris Hilton and Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis hasn't really even registered in our minds as interesting. It lacks the alleged battery and dopey, profanity-strewn love letters of Paris's amour with Nick Carter. Plus, the male Paris is kind of scary looking. But the whole Paris-schtupping-Paris thing became far more entertaining once we started to hear actual sexual details. Because everyone loves good sexual details. Paris and Paris recently met up for a weekend getaway in Aruba, where they let their love be known to the world. Or at least they let it be known to the man in the next room. "You could hear moaning and groaning and the bed bumping the wall. They were at it four times a night," said Lenny Goldstein. Hmmmm. Why does that sound odd to us? Oh yeah, we remember. It was only three months ago that Paris told Rolling Stone, "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss." We know we usually start moaning and groaning and bumping the bed against the wall when Mama's Family comes on.
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