So. Paris Hilton is finally admitting that, indeed, she and former BFF Nicole Richie are not only not costars, but not friends. The reason? "I will not go into details of what happened. All I will say is that Nicole knows what she did." Oh, come on, Paris. That's something 6th grade girls say when they don't want to be seen with their horse girl childhood best friend anymore after making the pep squad. LAME.
The dark horse contender to play Tubbs to Paris's Crockett has now taken the lead: Rod "The Bod" Stewart's snitty offspring, Kimberley, is rumored to be Nicole's Simple Life replacement. Paris is seemingly pulling an Eternal Sunshine and erasing all traces of Nicole from her life, saying that she didn't even want Richie on the reality show to begin with: "When the first installment happened, I wanted Kim. And she was like, 'I'm not doing a reality show.' Nicole was like, 'I'll do it.' I was like, 'Alright.'" Like, awesome! According to the eerily reliable PageSixSixSix.com, although Kim is Paris's first choice, the brass at FOX are hesitant, stating that Stewart is "a real mess". Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Rub nose.
Check into the Hilton: Paris utterly nude at MrSkin.com.
Aaaannnnd see Nicole's Nude Review, too. At MrSkin.com. Obviously.
