The unthinkable has happened: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have been deemed too trashy for even New Jersey.
The producers of The Simple Life were hoping to film the skanky heiress and the adopted spawn o' Lionel playing the part of substitute teachers at P Cleary Middle School in Minotola, NJ, but angry parents put the kibosh on that brilliant idea.
One raged, "Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's reputation leaves a lot to be desired. What if one of them were to let slip an obscenity?" An obscenity should be the least of their worries, as Paris is generally fond of letting other things slip; namely, her labia.
See Paris Hilton at MrSkin.com
