Paris Hilton Puts Her Drugs in Nature’s Pocketbook

paris_hilton_upskirt_snatchThere’s a new book coming out about Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. It’s called FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild and the author calls his subject a “child molester, tax cheat, rapist, coked-out amoral direct marketer, violent thug and sexual predator.” You forgot to mention the bad nose job and crazy veneers, but I’ll forgive you. In one specific chapter, he details the time Joe asked him to bring a bucket of cocaine and ecstasy to Paris Hilton at a photo shoot. An excerpt:

I took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.

We hugged, said our goodbyes, and my roommate and I went back to the car to go home. I spoke to Joe a couple weeks later. He thanked me again for the favor and said it all arrived safe.

Of course, if Paris did get caught that time, there was no way she could have used the “not my purse” excuse she used last week. Although “I loaned my pussy to a friend and just got it back but I forgot to clean it out” probably is plausible in Paris Hilton’s world.

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WeirdArchives September 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

Wasn’t there some wise words about never shitting where you eat? I mean, you shouldn’t be shitting where you fuck, anal sex notwithstanding.

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captain america September 9, 2010 at 8:38 pm

but still don’t forget to smile.
POLICE OFFICERS LIKE THAT………..

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MonkeyButt September 9, 2010 at 10:38 pm

Dammit!! I meant to ask if she could look for my car keys while she was in there. Or, perhaps, my lost childhood …

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