Apparently CelebNewsWire has the power to summon celebrities out of publicity hybernation. If we ask “Where has Scarlett Johansson been lately?” on Tuesday, by Friday she’ll be on the cover of eight magazines and slated for a guest spot on 30 Rock. We’re like a human Ouija board. Recently we summoned the beast that is Paris Hilton. And we’re truly sorry. We didn’t mean to bring her back into the public consciousness. But it would’ve happened anyway, right? She recently got a job (it lasts one whole day!) and celebrated by demanding lobsters from her new employers. That girl knows how to party. Says Page Six:
Paris Hilton has landed her next big movie role — and she’s said to have demanded live lobsters as part of her contract.
Hilton will appear alongside Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes in the cop-action comedy “The Other Guys,” now shooting in New York.
A source reports, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush.“But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set.
“All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.”
A three-page rider for one day of work is impressive, but lobsters and vodka? You can buy those at Jewel. She needs to be demanding things like pillowcases woven by Tibetan monks and R. Kelly’s urine. That would remind people that she’s a stahhhhhh.
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For a cameo like that, all I would give is a Happy Meal and my sympathies to the director. (And considering this is Paris Hilton we’re taling about, I wouldn’t include the Happy Meal. I mean, doesn’t this woman have enough money on her own for that shit?)
How much penicillin did she request?
There isn’t enough penicillin on the planet to kill what’s going through that blood.