Seal, Heidi Klum, her mother, and daughter Leni were swarmed by paparazzi two days ago when they were atttempting to enjoy a family meal at a New York City eatery patio. An enraged Seal charged the group, barked, clapped his flippers together, and balanced a shutterbug on his nose for a full five minutes before Heidi showed her appreciation by tossing him a few herring that she kept in a bucket by her feet.
Stars are sick of intrusive paparazi and they're not gonna take it anymore! First, Cameron and Justin sued a bunch of 'em. Then Reese Witherspoon called the cops on them, and Lindsay Lohan tried to outrun them in her car. Seal took it a step further and attacked the snappers with his meaty, manly bare hands when the vultures got too close to adorable little Leni. The crooner had to be physically restrained by several onlookers, lest he finish the paparazzo off, Mortal Kombat style. Let this be a warning to all pushy photogs out there: Even seemingly mild-mannered purveyors of adult-contemporary craprock have vitriolic lava bubbling through their veins. Watch yo ass!
Heidi is deliciously, delectably naked at MrSkin.com.
Seal, thank Christ, is not naked, but you can see the papparazzi scuffle here.
