We long ago gave up trying to decipher Lindsay Lohan's motives. From boffing Brett Ratner to smoking the wizz on Space Mountain, we've simply decided to accept all of Lindsay's questionable actions as charmingly youthful folly. But wearing what appears to be flesh-colored Warner's undergear as acceptable party dress is a real head-scratcher:
Then we heard the party was being thrown by Jeremy Piven, and it all came together.
Far be it from us to complain about a comely young starlet taking a shine to wearing nothing but bikinis, but come on, Lindsay, what's with packing nothing but unflatteringly flesh-toned swimwear for Piven's birthday?
Didn't your grandma ever tell you the story about the cow and the free milk? Didn't she tell you to cover up a little, to put on a pretty dress, to look like a lady? Oh, guess she did:
Unfortunately, it's from the Fashion Bug nightgown line, and its sheerness does nothing but entice Piven to sneak a peek down Lindsay's gigantic cleavage chasm. A for effort, though.
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