Pamela Anderson has confirmed that she has had a miscarriage. We've been sitting here for nearly an hour trying to think of a way to make a ha-ha without sounding like unsympathetic a-holes, to no avail. Luckily the funny wrote itself: Turns out Pam's tragedy was the impetus for Denise Richards beaning a wheelchair-bound septuagenarian with her Vaio. Yay!
Pam was eight weeks pregnant when she miscarried Kid Rock's baby on the set of Blond and Blonder, costarring Denise. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Pam is crushed — she was trying to keep the pregnancy a secret until she finished her first trimester. This baby meant everything to Pam and Kid, and she'd only told a handful of people about the exciting news."
Very sad, and all the best. But now we know why Laptopgate went down–Denise was upset that photographers were trying to snap Pam in her darkest hour. The same source states,
"Denise was trying to take care of distraught Pam when the whole thing blew up. Pam didn't want anyone to know about her tragedy, and went quietly back to work. When photographers began shooting the actresses from the third floor balcony of the casino, Denise reacted by protecting her friend. In the resulting scuffle with the paparazzi, she ended up throwing two laptops off the balcony ledge."
Good God, this story just keeps getting more and more intriguing. Were there one or two laptops fired from the grassy knoll? It's a mystery wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside an enigma.
Queen Pam in all her glory, at MrSkin.com.
Denise also gives up the goods.
