You've just spent two days in a stuffy, fart-and-Big-Mac-scented car driving through the waste of Nevada desert and are preparing yourself for five days of alcohol-induced amnesia in which you will lose upwards of $10,000 at the Palms. How will you celebrate this wonderful stage in your life? By letting a giant Pam Anderson piss all over your vehicle. TMZ reports:
Before she took her current gig as Hans Klok's assistant, Pam Anderson was putting together a crazazy $10 million strip club deal that involved a between-the-legs car wash, among other assets.Vegas Confidential reports that Pam was working with Scores owner Dennis DeGori, and that the club was to be called The Burning Bush, and that its signature feature was a supersized sign with her legs as an archway. Cars could drive between the gams, and get a car wash, with the shower coming from, um, between the legs.
As for Pam herself, she would make just four two-hour visits a year. She scrapped the idea because she "didn't want to hurt her reputation." Exactly.
We disagree that dribbling her poon juice on complete strangers could damage her reputation as a used up amateur-porn enthusiast with a nip-slip fetish. We think only reciting Keats while dressed in head-to-toe Ralph Lauren could damage that reputation.
See what's really between Pam's legs at MrSkin.com.
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