Why have we been talking about Pamela Anderson so much lately? Is it 1993? According to the Co-ed Naked Ping Pong shirt and hemp necklace we're wearing and the H-Town and Jodeci blasting on our new Discman, yes. But that's beside the point. The point here is that Pam Anderson is talking about her boobs again. And we're listening. According to Daily Stab, Pam recently said
ìApparently, Iíve nicknamed my breasts Pancho and Lefty. But thatís just not true, sadly.
In the flesh, I donít think theyíre that magnificent at all, but something happens when they appear on screen ñ itís like they expand or something.
But thatís it for them now, I think. I wouldnít get anything done to them again, because I tend to think about my health a lot more now than I ever did before.
When I first got a boob job it was because everyone else was getting theirs done, and I didnít put a great deal of thought into the whole process. Then I got the implants removed after my divorce (from Lee) in a kind of ëIíll show himí way, except I really missed them myself, so I put them back in. But all in all, Iíd say theyíve had a pretty good career. Iíve basically been tagging along for the ride.î
So basically, Pam's mams are the brains behind her business. When it comes time to put her hands in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, she'll not only make tit prints, but she'll encase her old implants in the sidewalk so that tourist may step over them and be energized by their positive spirit. Hollywood tour guides will tell their tale to hushed audiences forevermore. "And they say that on dark, moonless nights, you can still hear the gurgling splash of Pancho and Lefty's ghosts walking the streets, searching for their master . . . "
Pam naked? Yes, you can have summa dat. Only at MrSkin.com.
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