We’ve been thinking about how we would describe Pam Anderson’s profession. What does her accountant put on her taxes (assuming she has the wherewithal to get an accountant and file taxes, which is pretty damned unlikely)? Actress? Model? Celebrity? No. We’re pretty sure the only way to describe her particular skill set is large breast transporter. When she gets some sort of gig, it’s really those fakers on her chest that are signing the checks. And Pam must have realized that she needs a backup. So she’s going to be a pop singer. A pop singer who only sings one word. Says Page Six:
Pamela Anderson is launching a pop career with her debut single, “High.” It’s not about drugs, but about high fashion, her friend Richie Rich says. “We are recording a pop single together. Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over,” he told us.
Seriously? One word? Even Paris Hilton was able to handle an entire album worth of words. How hard is it to coo in that breathy baby voice and have some fancy producer make it sound good? Put enough effects on it, and a talented dude behind the board could make Lil Wayne’s croaky toad voice sound like Betty Boop.
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The song is supposedly about Pam Anderson’s love of clothes, which is rather absurd, because she barely wears any.
For the love of humanity, MAKE HER STOP!!!!!!
For the love of humanity, MAKE HER STOP!!!!