Pam Anderson Nixes Nips and Tucks

Pamela Anderson is known for her big hair, bigger lips, and biggest yambos, but it seems that right now is the biggest we’ll see her. After years and years of seeing her boobs grow and shrink like Reebok Pumps, we can look forward to Pam growing old gracefully. And like a newcomer porn star, she says that she’s cool with facials but doesn’t want anything plunged into her. Really. According to Female First, Pamela said:

“I’m not against plastic surgery, what I’ve had done will stay with me and that’s fine, but I don’t want anything else. I’ll do facials but I don’t want to go down the scary route and have knives plunged into me… I don’t mind aging. I’ve never been a classical beauty. I’ve always had that Playboy vibe. I don’t want to chase youth.”

And with that, Youth, who by now had a good half mile head start, breathed a sigh of relief and sped ahead into silicone-free safe space shouting “Free! I’M FREE!”.

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WeirdArchives December 16, 2010 at 5:37 am

I’m not touching that. I’m not touching any of what she said. It has EC Comic irony all over it and that’s comedic gold already refined and turned into bars.

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wim December 16, 2010 at 6:12 am

…………but still living in a travel trailer, folks!!

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RickStar July 11, 2011 at 5:17 pm

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