Reported Sienna schtupper Combypuff Diddly Daddy has really well-adjusted children. They do chores and read Dickens and say their prayers every night before going to bed and floss their teeth for a full two minutes three times a day. And if they're really, really good and finish all of their homework, they get to go out to clubs and get lap dances. Hey, when you're twelve all you want is to be like Daddy, right? And besides, this is nothing when you consider that Puffy already outfitted Jessie James and D'Lila Star's nursery with a stripper pole and a tip jar.
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