The other week, Lily Allen posted on her blog that she was leaving the music industry. Then she immediately removed the entry and her rep backpedaled with all the force of Lance Armstrong. Lily’s new pet project is railing against file-sharing. Wahhhh, I don’t understand technology! Waaahhh, 10 people downloaded my album so I can’t buy an extra vial of cocaine on my Carribbean vacation with Kate Moss! Cry us a river, Lars Ulrich. Welcome to 2000. And John McClure, the singer for the band The Reverend and the Makers, recently blasted Lily:
“What upsets me is last week Lily Allen came out and said, ‘We’ve got to campaign against file sharing. We’re going to tell politicians to shut down kids’ internets.’ What a crying shame it is that all you can get angry or upset about is kids taking your music.
“The thing with Lily is, I think when you get your nipples out in a magazine and you’re trying to make serious political comment with the government, you’re putting yourself in a silly position.”
Lily’s response is under the cut.
Lily went out on the town in London this weekend, as she is wont to do, and ended up slipping a nip, as she is also wont to do. And then slipped the other one. Normally we’d all be jazzed that she inadvertently showed both of her yabbos, but Lily has an auxiliary third nipple so we’re only 2/3 of the way to Lily Allen topless. Basically what we’re saying is that she’s a complete prude.
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