The Olsen twins have allegedly contacted plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia, the maestro behind Ashlee Simpson's downsized bugle, to make appointments to get their own noses shaved down. A source squealed to In Touch Weekly:
"Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea. They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished."
"Hey, Mary-Kate?" "Yes, Ashley?" "I think we need a new look. Let's get major elective surgery." "Great idea, sister dear! I was thinking maybe a new Balenciaga bag would change it up a bit, but having a medical professional permanently alter our faces is a much better option!" And hey, you know what else would make you two look more polished? Not dressing like bindle-toting, canned-bean-eating, nickel-carving, rail-riding hobos. Man, listen to us. We're turning into Andy Rooney.
