Olivia Munn’s PETA ad was a slap in the face to humans everywhere, what with the promise of nudity and the reality of a dastardly tank top. In a PR move designed to give the animal-loving middle finger to Munn, PETA has chosen a different Olivia–Olivia Wilde–as the sexiest vegetarian of 2010. Go cry into your chastity belt and Mormon unitard, Munn. In a response, Wilde said:
“Beyond my desire to boycott the torture factories, I am also way happier when I eat a plant-based diet, and I feel about a thousand times more energetic… I am really honored, and very inspired to continue living the vegan lifestyle that has been so good to my body, my animal friends, and the world we live in.”
I can relate, because my fat-based diet has made me the Sexiest Gout-Ridden Blogger for the seventh year straight. Olivia, if you want to hang, I’ll be carefully molding myself a trophy out of fois gras. With your future osteoporosis and my rock-hard arteries, we’ll rule the world! Or maybe just Trader Joe’s. (Call me.)
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I would have suggested a meeting at Hot Doug’s on a Friday afternoon you you could have the fois gras dog with the duck fat fries and she can suck what ever their old school indie punk vegan dog is named after. The best of both worlds!
Haha! I like where you’re going with this, but Doug himself has admitted that the veg dog does contain egg whites. The only vegan thing at HD’s is the ketchup and mustard!
Guess you could hit Handlebar and at least get drunk if you think she’ll put out. Compromises.
Olivia Munn is a Mormon? Awww, man…
No, no! I was just saying that she’s so chaste she probably wears those weird Mormon underwears.
Oh, whew! Thanks for the clarification.
Thought I was going to have to lose my crush on her for a second.
Olivia Munn is a Mormon? Awww, man…
when nothing else is availible.
……..WHY NOT?