We have all made peace with the fact that when a celebrity poses nude for PETA, they will actually be photographed with a crooked arm across their bosoms and, like a fox or a nutria or something over their beav. It’s OK. It’s just the way the universe works. It’s like gravity and tradewinds. But Olivia Munn has gone too far. Too far! At the unveiling of her new PETA ad, Olivia claimed:
“I actually didn’t get naked. I haven’t gotten naked ever. I was wearing a tank top and boy shorts but I am comfortable with it appearing that way. There is nothing wrong with the naked body, but I wasn’t naked on the set. I wouldn’t be comfortable.”
Why not just wear Mormon underwear and an an iron lung while you’re at it? Next thing you know, someone will tell me she isn’t really sitting in the middle of Africa surrounded by friendly pachyderms.
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she got the cover of playboy and a non-nude spread. why is this news? she’s an attractive woman and probably really fun to hang out with but she is the epitome of the cockteasing fame whore. she is going to have a decent enough career because all the pathetic nerds and geeks that play judge rhienhold to her phoebe cates will spend all their time and money on anything she is involved with because theyre delusional enough to think theyve got a shot. like drunken morons at a strip joint emptying their wallets hoping the broad that just teased them out of $500.00 will ask them back to her place. HAH! say that 5 times fast! i dare ya!
So that’s what she meant by ‘artistic nudity’.
LOL @ nutria.
Yeah, she’s a regular Rosa Parks.