Jennifer Garner's revealed that the bun in her oven is best topped off with two piping hot "biscuits". And we'd like to offer her a little butter for them. How delightfully crass!
We're charmed that actresses like Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Garner are speaking out about how much they enjoy their own blammos, but how's about you dames commit those things to celluloid so's the rest of us can enjoy them? Mrs. Affleck told In Style magazine all about the flaky confections that sit upon her torso: "My sisters and I were all endowed with biscuits – that's what I call them. Sometimes when I'm on the Alias set and the guys are setting up a camera shot, I'll ask: 'Is this a biscuit shot?' and they'll say: 'Yeah' so I know." We have to admit that we like Jennifer Garner and we like her baked goods, so that charming quote made us smile. But then we pictured Fleck's grimy, Paycheck-stained meathooks glomming onto them and our souls turned black and then died.
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Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Jen Garner's Biscuits
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