America's favorite li'l lip syncer performed at the FedEx Orange Bowl (we are so looking forward to the Tampax Sugar Bowl and the Anusol Rose Bowl!) . . . and it was totally live! How can we be positive? Easy; it fricking sucked!
Clad in an unfortunate outfit that can only be described as Steven-Tyler-meets-Alice-Cooper-Meets-The Warriors, Ash took the stage and cracked and croaked her way through her single, "La La", while innocent dogs located within a five-mile radius howled and writhed in anguish. The crowd apparently agreed, and booed Ashlee after the last dissonant note faded away. Enjoy the big stink for yourself here, and keep your ears peeled for the greatest part of the performance: when a lone, discerning sports fan shouts, "you SUCK!" amid the booing.
Nobody Puts the "Ca-Ca" in "Cacophony" Like Ashlee Simpson
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