Oh, don't be titillated by the naughty subject line. Dick Clark's just had a stroke is all.
America's oldest teenager (a vaguely creepy moniker, now that you mention it) Dick Clark suffered a mild stroke last week in California. Although the media legend will be fine and is resting comfortably, his doctors feel the New Year's Rockin' Eve special that Clark has hosted for the past 32 years will have to go on without him. "But CelebNewsWire," you sputter, "I ALWAYS watch the ball drop on New Year's Rockin' Eve! What ever shall I do this year?" Tut tut, friends, dry your tears! REGIS PHILBIN has graciously agreed to step in and host! Oh, and if that doesn't electrify your soul, guess who's co-hosting? That delightful little imp, Ashlee Simpson!
No New Year's Strokin' Eve for Dick
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