Janet Jackson allegedly has a secret love child, born from the unholy union between herself and a DeBarge. So where has said child been for the past eighteen years? We're crossing our fingers hoping that it's been stowed safely away in the cocoa globes of Janet's bongo ass, awaiting the day that it will be fully ripened and will spring forth, like Athena from the head of Zeus, and lead us all into a rapturous second wave of extremely hot dance pop.
James DeBarge was married to a pre-fame Janet in 1984 for a quick year before their union was annulled. His brother, Young DeBarge, has just alleged on some radio show that Janet actually gave birth to a daughter, Renee, who is now eighteen. Apparently, Renee was shuttled off to be raised by Janet's oldest sister, Rebbie. Love child! Never meant to be! Janet's people refused to admit or deny Young DeBarge's claims:
"James and the Jackson family kept everything real close, real tight." When asked how Renee feels about her 39-year-old mother and her alleged refusal to acknowledge her, Young admitted: "I think there's a little despondence. She hasn't really revealed that, but I'm sure that there's some feelings there. It's only natural that you wonder about what is and how it's come to be that way".
We don't know about the rest of you, but if we grew up and then found out that not only were we raised by the only unmusical, untalented member of the fucked-up Jackson family, but we were sired by a DeBarge, we'd be a little despondent, too.
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