We have no idea if these photos of ChloÎ Sevigny are new or old, because we try not to ever look directly at her, as we fear that her twelve-inch zippers and ironic use of gladiator sandals may suck out our soul if we get too close, and frankly we don't care if they're from 1982 (well, actually we would care if they were from 1982, since ChloÎ was eight in 1982 and that would be disgusting and creepy and illegal). She's bare ass naked. So y'all can kiss a dick. Or, we guess in this instance you'll probably be doing something quite different with a dick. Sorry. We'll come up with a more appropriate K-Fed quote later.
We generally don't have much to say about ChloÎ Sevigny. We enjoy Big Love either because of or in spite of her spot-on Laura Ingalls impression. (Hey! That's the second day in a row we referenced Laura Ingalls. You'd think it was 1976 or something.) At least she's not Bijou Phillips, right? That's as close to a compliment as we think we can get. But she sure does look like she's having fun in this here nudie photo.
So ChloÎ Sevigny. Not Bijou Phillips, wears a mean floor-length skirt, has fun while naked. Yep. That's all we've got.
And of course you want to head over to Egotastic! right now and look at even more pictures of ChloÎ without any clothes.
And then you'll want to go straight to MrSkin.com to see even more pictures of ChloÎ naked. This time while acting.
