Have you been perusing the internet for naked pictures of Nicolette Sheridan and come across someone who looked like her nakedly shaving the testicles of a man in a Ronald McDonald costume? Well, Nic wants you to know that she's way hotter than that chick.
While Nicolette doesn't seem much concerned with what sort of perverse activities she may appear to be involved in on the internet, she doesn't want anyone to think that she has unneeded ass fat or a third nipple or anything. She told Maxim:
"You can't trust the internet. Someone told me there was this website with my head on other people's naked bodies doing lewd, crude, and totally unacceptable things. I guess at one point I've got to get around to suing them. But the real drag of it was that my body is much better than their bodies . . . My God, at least do me justice."
So if you feel the desire to paste Nicolette's head onto the body of a woman who is fucking a donkey, make sure the woman is smoking hot and not 250 pounds with saggy tits and a prison tattoo that says "Born to Ride Me." Otherwise your ass is getting is sued.
That's definitely Nicolette's bod at MrSkin.com, but she's not screwing a donkey.
