And today in the "Damn, bitch, tell us something we don't know" department: Nicole Richie says she's too skinny. She went on to make other startling announcements, like Jessica Alba is pretty, water is wet, and sex is fun. That Nicole, always ahead of the curve.
Personally we think that Nicole Richie needs to drop a few pounds. When you look at her face you can tell that there's a layer of tissue between her skull and her skin. That's just sick. But then we're not a doctor–at least anymore. They took our license away when they caught us having sex with a corpse. Anyway, Nicole has admitted that she needs to gain a few pounds and stop resembling that voodoo doll we made of her out of our used popsicle sticks. She told Vanity Fair:
I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, "That's what I want to look like." I do know that they will, which is another reason I really do need to do something about it. I'm not happy with the way I look right now.
And she's begun consulting doctors to figure out how to gain the weight (Here's a hint: Put things in your mouth and swallow. And penises don't count. And we don't care what Lindsay Lohan told you; cocaine is not filled with thiamin and riboflavin). Her physician, Dr. Jeffery Wilkins, told the mag:
Our evaluation is an ongoing one. We're working on a systematic plan to get more calories in, and we're going to watch it and see if it succeeds. We're all concerned, and she's concerned, but it's either going to improve or it won't. If it's not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight. If it ends up being anorexia, we'll help her with that. I think she's willing to look this in the eye.
We would honestly like Nicole to beat this thing, whether it's anorexia or that weird disease where she sees William Shatner's naked body superimposed on any sort of foodstuff and has to immediately vomit. And, no, we totally didn't make up that disease. It's called Shatnorian Nudibetes. Look it up.
Remember when Nicole still had breasts? MrSkin.com does.
