Nicole Richie proves that just because your ass resembles a torn sheet of notebook paper doesn't mean you can't stuff a thong into the crack:
Who needs actual ass cheeks–complete with body fat and muscle and tissue–to wear a thong? Just look at how happy Nicole's undergarment choice makes her. She's thrilled to be free from embarrassing VPL. She loves the way the butt floss hangs on her posterior like a slack rubber band. She's going to dance in the street like Mary Tyler Moore. She's gonna make it after all!
Also, is it just us, or are Nicole Richie's arms growing in inverse proportion to her shrinking body? By the time she reaches her goal weight of malnourished African newborn those arms will span a whole city block.
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