We've all had ample warning that Paris Hilton is capable of spreading many undesirable things to her friends and enemies (i.e., herpes, excessive stupidity, saying that's hot) but apparently she also possesses contagious assflaps. Exhibit A:
We are shocked that Nicole Richie has enough body fat to fashion a cushion in the assal area. We figured that beneath her increasingly Mary-Kate-like wardrobe she had some saggy skin pooled around a pointy and frail tailbone. But slap our nuts and call us Shirley, girl actually has a butt. Maybe her entire decolletage is pieced together from magic garments, bewitched to fool the eye into thinking that the frame beneath hovers around seventy-three pounds when in actuality Nicole weighs in at a hefty 218. All those corn dogs and cheeseburgers cameras catch just inches from her mouth have to end up somewhere.
Check the close-ups at Egotastic!
See some of Nicole's weight magically reappear at MrSkin.com.
