Nicole Richie Sez: "Hey Guys, Look at My Awesome Cans"

You know what's good? Sandwiches. And ice cream. And French fries. And cake. All very, very good. And it seems that finally, miraculously, Nicole Richie has discovered these unfaltering truths. Before knocking out a little tyke, she was all, "Celery sticks, yummy!" but now it seems that she's embraced the joys to be found in a well-balanced diet. She's looking all-around healthy and satisfied and sexy, especially in the boobal area. We've long wondered if there's a special top-secret diet known only to Hollywood types that lets you eat wonderful things like carbs and fats while maintaining a svelte frame and only growing a wonderful pair of yammos. Sure, pregnancy helps in the hooter department, but baby weight usually distributes itself in undesirable ways as well. Guess we'll chock it up to a mysterious super food consumed in Hollywood circles. It's probably the acai berry. It's always the acai berry.