It was bound to happen. We knew that one day we would look back and think, "Why can't people give their kids nice normal names anymore? What's wrong with classics like Bronx Mowgli?" We just had no idea that day would come before young Wentz hit his first birthday. We had pretty much forgotten that Nicole Richie was pregnant (or alive, for that matter), but she is, and she's thinking up some baby names. She did a fairly decent job with her first tot, Harlow. Unique, but not stupid. It makes us think of Jean Harlow, and she was pretty. It looks like the second spawn o' Madden will be a boy, and Nicole has a couple of monikers waiting in the wings. First in line, according to Star (via Celebitchy), is Baron.
When she heard Donald Trump named his baby that, she told Joel she really likes it. She also like the names Kypher, a mythological creature, and Martavious, which means ëspecial one.'
Stryper and Stradivarius? Yom Kippur and Mata Hari? Man, we hope that kid comes out looking like a Baron.
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