So you haven't had a hit movie since, what?, The Hours, your marriage, while it is with a man of normal height who does not as far as we know worship aliens, is generally viewed as a tragic mess, your lips are beginning to implant themselves in Joan Rivers territory, and your new film is getting a bunch of Jesus lovers all uppity, which is never good for business. What do you do? Show off your panties! Way to go, Nicole Kidman. But while we're happy that Nic has sunk to this level or movie promotion, we're a bit confused. Yes, the dress is technically see-through. And, yes, we do see a bra there. But upon closer inspection this dress sure is on the chaste side, as far as see-through dresses are concerned. We're assuming she's wearing a thong, but we just can't see it. Nor can we see anything else. What we've got here is one big cock tease. She's saying, "Hey, sailors, look at me in this see-through dress. Aren't I sexy? Doesn't it make you want to see my new movie?" And you're thinking, "Yeah, maybe I will see that movie. She looks hot." But then as you're working up a boner you realize that all you really see is a bunch of lace. And if you wanted to get all hot over some lace, you'd open the doily drawer on your grandma's credenza. And speaking of your grandma and lace and doilies, take a look at Joan Collins. She's taking a different angle on the see-through thing, by pairing it with her sturdy Playtex 18-Hour Bra. And the weird thing is, in today's see-through battle, we're going to have to rule for Joan. She'd seduce you, marry you, and have all your assets transferred to her name before she'd even have to unhook that 18-Hour Bra, and Nicole would probably spend that whole time yelling at her assistant that she asked for pineapple-scented candles in her goddamn dressing room, not apple-scented candles.
Find more see-through pics from Nicole at The Superficial.
Or see her full-on naked at MrSkin.com.
And, hey, Joan's naked too!
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