What happens when a heavily Botoxed mother and a heavily Lumineered father reproduce, and their baby comes out with forehead creases and the potential for crooked brown teeth? We dunno, ask Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! Mere moments ago, Nicole spread her fish belly white thighs and pushed forth a new life unto this world. People scoops:
Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, have welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, born Monday morning in Nashville, PEOPLE has confirmed.
"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.
And at the same time in a parallel universe, Sunday's arch rival, Thursday Peony Adultwoman Rural, was also born. In twenty years they will fight to the death. Who will emerge the victor? There can be only one.
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Thursday is the opposite of Sunday?