Welcome to the World, Spare Tire Madden

nicoleyikesToday is 9/9/9, which, if you turn it upside down, is 666. Diabolical! And lo, the child of Lucifier is born on this most evil day! All hail the bringer of evil! OK, so maybe he isn’t the son of Satan. He’s the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. And maybe he’s not a bringer of evil, but he’ll probably bring heavy diapers and bubbly spit-up which is pretty maleficent. The following appeared on Nicole’s offical blog:

In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009,  (Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.

That’s a shame that they couldn’t think of a name that encapsulated fragility and feyness a little more.

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WeirdArchives September 9, 2009 at 8:02 pm

I don’t know if that’s the Third Antichrist, but I see a court-approved name change in this kid’s future.

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WeirdArchives September 10, 2009 at 6:27 am

And what’s your problem, Paula, or is it obvious? (Rather listen to weh than deal with these spammers. At least he’s a conversationalist.)

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Inspector S. (CNW Admin) September 10, 2009 at 7:41 am

Don’t feed the spammers, WA! We’ll take care of them. And by that I mean “block em”

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