Nicolas Cage Takes Mystical Drug Journey with Cat

Floppy-face weirdo Nicolas Cage is nothing if not entertaining. What a life he’s led! In addition to being a very popular movie actor, he’s been stalked by a mime, burgled by a mysterious nude man, lost all his cash, and has eaten the flesh of animals who had dignified sex. But nothing compared to the time he went shrooming with his cat. A few nights ago, he told David Letterman:

“I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator. My cat used to sneak into the refrigerator and eat them. The cat ate them voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours – not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother… But having said that I don’t do that anymore. And you know what, later in life when I was completely not doing any of that, I know he said hi to me.”

Leave it to Nic to find a new and exciting way to neuter your pet: having it trips its balls off.

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